so, now Trump has a secret plan to bring us victory after 16 years!
it is so secret that absolutely nobody knows what it is! Especially Trump! If he knew, he would tell it to the Russians, in the Oval Office, while they recorded him!
But I know what it is!
he will build a Great Wall around Afghanistan! It will be the very best wall!
ANd no one will know about it! It will be so very secret!
And if it does not work, he will blame Obama. Or Hillary. And his adoring supporters will cheer and cheer!